The Things Lo Says...

Every so often I take a moment to write down the hilariousness that comes out of the Lo Lo sissy's mouth. Here are just a few of her latest quips, coupled with pics taken from father's day. Meg has been working on Leighton's faces, for when she hits it big as a model/actress.

Setting: The other day I was giving Chad a hair cut and he was "whining" about it.
Lo: daddy, do you need a paci so you can cry like a baby then?!

Pouty

 

Setting: The night before we had a decent storm complete with pebble hail banging on our windows keeping me up.

Me: Lo, did you hear the rain last night?

Lo: no.

Me: well I did, it woke me up.

Lo: Me too.

Me: Oh, well then why didn't you come in to see me?

Lo: Because I didn't want to see your hair like that. ::makes crinkled up, disgusted face:: 

(down, she hates my hair down, it must.always.be.up.)

Rude Bear

Setting: Chad and I were discussing how MW just lunges at you and expects you to catch him. Which is how he fell off the ottoman and broke his arm, I just wasn't ready for him.

Me: Well, how else was I suppose to catch him...suggestions?!

Chad: Well that is because you have turtle like reflexes and the speed of a sloth. I on the other hand have cat like reflexes and the speed of a mongoose. 

Me: Ha ha very funny. {I proceed  to throw pillows at him, he catches them and tosses them back}

Chad: see cat like reflexes and speed of a mongoose.

Me: continues "beating" Chad with pillows.

Leighton: ::standing on couch laughing:: My parents are funny. ::insert fake laugh:: then she bounds off to do her thing.

more pouty

And perhaps my favorite anecdote.
Setting: The playroom. Which was a HUGE disgrace.

Lo: I have to pick up this mess! I am sick of it. I just can't take it any.more. Well, I kind of can, but not really. This is such a mess, who is going to clean this all up? I guess me.

Insert proud mommy. I think I shall call her---mini me.

Gangster

Lo: Milk makes you big and strong, like Jesus!

Sass

Setting: doing a math worksheet.
Lo: 1 yo-yo, 2 yo-yos, 3-yo; mommy I want a yo-yo!

Shock Face