Kids Say The Darndest Things...

All the clever, witty and precious things both kids have been saying lately. Both. How crazy is that, both kids talking?!

Chad {to Mommy}: Are we going to church tonight?

M: Yes.

Lo:YAY! I LOVE MY CHURCH! I LOVE MY CHURCH!! I LOVE MY CHURCH!!! (x10)

Mommy: Micah do you have a listening problem?

MW: shakes head "no." Along with a loud "NO!"

Then proceeds to continue on in his 18m old rebellion.

Leighton falls down {big surprise}, starts her dramatic cry.
M: ::"yelling" down the hall:: "I don't want to hear it, get up"
Lo: ::stops her tears:: "Hear what?!"
M: "Hear your crying."
Lo: ::dries up the last of her tears; and in a happy sing songy voice:: "Oh, don't hear me crying, ok." 
::skips off singing:: "LALALA"

M: MW are you cute?

MW: shakes head "yes."

Chad: "Be Careful please."

Lo: "We won't, we be klutzy."

Trying to work on Lo's number recognition. Her response when she says the wrong number guess.

Lo: "sometimes I get fused." {confused}

Lo: Micah don't throw your juice cup at me.

::Micah continues on::

Lo: STOP!

::Micah still continues to throw it::

Lo: Micah ReaLY {I wish I could convey her "really" voice, think Valley Girl meets British Girl.}

For Leighton's after nap snack she gets a nutrigrain bar. It was close to dinner and I didn't think she needed the whole thing.

M: "Lo you can have it, but you need to split it with your brother."

Lo: "No, you split yours with YOUR brother."

M: "Micah isn't my brother and you need to split it with him, I don't want one."

Lo: "No, he is your brother. I want the WHOLE thing; when I was a little baby I NEVER got to have one of these. You split it." 

M: ::dumbfounded:: "Fine. Case and point. Eat the whole thing."

I love these two comedians.